
Here's Scarlett Johansson trying to look sexy in some sort of 1980's retro photoshoot for Mango clothing. It's not working. My crotch and I have not been this bored since that time we went to a Melissa Etheridge concert. Do not get me wrong, it still worked, but I have not seen bush like that since my days playing shortstop for that women's softball team. Anyhow, that's not the point, the point is that these pictures are .... Pretty f @ # king boring.