Jessica Alba Photo Shoot

Jessica Alba Beach Bikini Pictures

Jessica Alba Latina Magazine Pictures

Jessica Alba is in the latest Latina Magazine recreating horror scenes, but the real horror is that she’s having a baby and us guys will no longer be able to enjoy Jessica’s sweet ass for a very long time. Anyway, I would have preferred she recreate Marilyn Monroe’s “The Last Sitting” photoshoot like Lindsay Lohan did, or better yet, Jenna Jameson’s first Hustler photo shoot, but considering both of them aren’t Latina that would never happen. Wait a sec! Since when do these horror movies have anything to do with being Latina?

Jessica Alba’s Breasts Got Milk!

It’s official: time to start the Jessica Alba boob watch! Now that Halle Berry and Christina Aguilera’s pregnant bellies finally caught up with their funbags, we needed someone else’s magically-growing boobs to drool over - before it’s too late. Because sure, Jessica’s looking hot now, but what about in a few months? Yup, as we know all too well, it won’t be long before Jessica turns into a big pregnant ball, and turns us off in the process. Unless you’ve got some kind of pregger fetish, in which case, you’re just sick. Everybody else, enjoy it while it lasts.