Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Heidi Montag In Bikini

Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe pageant yesterday, and as predicted she made a complete fool of herself. She can not dance, she can not sing (she was lip syncing) and her song "Body Language" is up there as one of the worst of all times. The only thing good about her appearance at the Miss Universe pageant are these bikini pictures that were taken while she was in the Bahamas. Sure they're staged, but so is her whole life and for some reason we keep following it. I hate myself for it, but the chick is in a bikini and that's better than a kick in the ass.

Heidi Montag Shows Off Her Bikini Body

Heidi Montag In Bikini

Here's Heidi Montag and her shower in some more staged bikini pictures are still working on her Shitty PG-13 Number of Playboy pushing. This picture her ass is more exciting than the full distribution of Heidi. It's pathetic. I can not believe I have these two idiots posting again I cry to sleep whenever it happens, when Heidi had a tight bodice, and some sweet fake breasts, I would not have anything to do with it. Unfortunately it does not, and who am I to resist a delay Fake Titties?

Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant With Twins

Here's Jenna Jameson at the World Alliance of Mixed Martial Arts Championship this weekend demonstrating the worst possible ending to one of her movies. Then again, who's actually seen the end of a Movie? Just sayin'.