Celebz Gossips: September 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Irina Voronina, Brooke Taylor And Jesse Golden In Hot Halloween Costumes

I know it's not even October yet, but apparently Halloween is just around the corner. Here are Irina Voronina, Brooke Taylor and Jesse Golden in some sexy costumes, I could not tell you Whose who in these pictures, but I do not think it really matters. I love Halloween, it normally conservative gives girls a chance to slut it up in some sort of trashy outfit they'd never be caught dead in any other time of the year. I do not think this is one of those time, I somehow get the feeling that these girls are not strangers to dressing up in slutty little costumes. It's just a hunch.

Rachel Stevens Official 2010 Calendar Picture

Here are a few pictures from Rachel Stevens sexy new 2010 calendar, now this is a calendar I can hang on my bathroom wall. I have to hang it in the bathroom because after looking at it I'm going to need to take a shower and probably a nap. Rachel looks pretty damn awesome in her lingerie, I think she should do it more often ... At my place say around midnight, the hot tub I'll get started.

Here's my favorite Mexican pretend Tila Tequila, at some event I could not be bother to lookup, doing her best to stay relevant by flashing what little cleavage she can muster up. The idea was good, but the execution lacked a little effort. At least bend over a little more, maybe touch your toes or put your arms behind your back. This just is not doing the trick. Blowing kisses is so played, I want to see some legs behind the head, spice things up a little.

Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures Photo Shoot

Sophie Monk Bikini Picture

Jennifer Ellison Pregnant Bikini Pictures

Denise Milani Photo Shoot

I'm aware that Sophie Monk does not have a job and does not really do anything, but I just can not keep myself from posting pictures of her on the site, it's a sickness. Maybe it's her long ass legs or her gorgeous boobs or any number of her body parts, I do not know, I can not help myself. I think it might be that even when she's going to get frozen yogurt she's dressed like a high class escort. Forget all that, it's the boobs.

When I think of a young Hollywood starlet from one of the hottest shows on television frolicking in the surf, this is not what comes to mind. Here's Anna Paquin doing a little body surfing at the beach the other day, wearing a t-shirt in the ocean like she's a fat kid with chicken pocks. WTF? She's pretty damn tight, she should not be hiding her body, she should be hiding those teeth. She's scaring the sharks away.

Holly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of Peepshow

Here are Holly Madison and Aubrey O'Day at the launch of 'Peep Diva' in PeepHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of PeepshowHolly Madison And Aubrey O’Day Lounch Of Peepshowshow at Planet Hollywood the other day. Is it just me or do Holly's boobs look spectacular? I'd like to crawl up in there and die a happy man. Actually both their tits look good, there must be about 1000cc's of silicone between these two. Not that I'm complaining, silicone is a gift from Jesus, if you ask me, and should be enjoyed by everyone.

Here's my favorite tennis player to never win a tournament, Anna Kournikova in Paris with her latino doing a little shopping douche. How do you say douche in Spanisch? I guess it does not matter, my point is that Anna is flashing some sweet cleavage and long legs and that's all we should be focussing on. I've always had a fetish for Russian hotties in short skirts and heels awkwardly getting in and out of sensitive minivans. I'm sure I'm not the only one.