Josie Maran Is A Hot Mess Part II

It seems as if every time Josie Maran goes out to an event she never does her hair or puts any effort in what she wears. Who the hell does she thinks she is? Just because she’s prettier than every other woman in the room doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have to try. Right ladies? OK, I said that to make you girls feel better about yourselves. Like I said before, it’s not Josie’s fault your ugly! Blame your parents.

Megan Fox “Hottie Profiling”

Here’s Megan Fox getting stripped down at LAX airport. If you ask me, that’s a bad idea, not to mention a major security risk! I mean, put a barely-dressed Megan Fox on an airplane and just watch the havoc that ensues. Although, don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely supporting this new “hottie profiling”.

Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness!

When I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on Dancing With The Stars I was damn happy! It’s about time she gets some attention from something other than playing poker and being topless in American Pie. Also, it will mark the first time I’ve watch the show since Stacy Keibler was on it. So to all you die hard Dancing With The Stars fans, you better not vote her off or I’ll kick your ass. Don’t ruin my potentially weekly Shannon Elizabeth posts!

Mariah Carey Topless Pictures Are A Disappointment

I don’t know if this is for some kind of photo shoot or what, but Mariah Carey is going to have to get completely naked to compete with the youngsters in Hollywood in order to revive her career. I mean don’t get me wrong, everyone would still love to see a middle-aged and topless Mariah, but the bar has been raised, and strategically covering herself isn’t going to work. In fact, it’s doing the opposite - it’s pissing me off! So from this moment on Mariah Carey is on temporary Hollywod Tuna probation until further notice.

Megan Fox, Fergie & Donatella Versace! Would You?

Let’s pretend for the sake of this post that the scary woman is not in the picture. No, not Fergie, the other one. Alright, since this is a lesbian fantasy post don’t for one second try to tell me you wouldn’t bite the bullet and partake in a little Megan Fox, Fergie, and Donatella Versace ménage à quatre. C’mon, that’s Megan Fox fellas! You’d be nuts to pass up an opportunity like that, right? Alright, I was just testing you. If you considered it for even one second, you need help! That’s just sick!