Scarlett Johansson Photoshoot For Mango Clothing

Here's Scarlett Johansson trying to look sexy in some sort of 1980's retro photoshoot for Mango clothing. It's not working. My crotch and I have not been this bored since that time we went to a Melissa Etheridge concert. Do not get me wrong, it still worked, but I have not seen bush like that since my days playing shortstop for that women's softball team. Anyhow, that's not the point, the point is that these pictures are .... Pretty f @ # king boring.

Halle Berry A Little Kids Haircut,

Here's Halle Berry at the 6th annual benefit Keep a Child Alive last night. I've never been a big fan of little women with short haircuts, they should be left to chick softball players or women who have courageously beaten cancer, but Halle has always been able to pull it off. It's not sexy, it actually looks like a little kids first haircut, but Halle makes it work using an old magician's trick. She distracts us with her sweet boobs.

Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Hot In Tight Dress

Here's supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio looking hotter than ever in her tiny little somewhat see through dress at MTV Awards 2009 last night. I do not have any idea what the event is, but I'm glad we get a good look at Alessandra. I'm not great with languages, as you can probably tell by my writing, but I'm almost Certain that 'The Awards' loosely translated means 'the boobs'.

Padma Lakshmi Is Pregnant

Here's Top Chef beauty Padma Lakshmi at the 6th annual benefit Keep a Child Alive looking as stylish as ever. We do not normally see her wearing such revealing dresses but I like it. I'm trying my best to resist the temptation of making a childish joke titty, Because Padma is such a classy woman, but those boobs pregnant lady could keep a small third world country alive.

Shay Laren Picture Moment

Tricia Helfer and Grace Park Maxim Magazine Picture

I do not watch Battlestar Galactica, so I hardly know who Tricia Helfer and Gace Park are but one thing is for sure, they'd make a perfect pair for a lesbian fantasy. I like to call it east meets west. What better way to foreign release tension? Anyway, here they are in the latest Maxim Magazine causing pant tents worldwide.

Blake Lively In New York

Here's my future ex-wife and all around sweet piece of ass in New York Blake Lively at the premiere of Where The Wild Things Are the other night. She really is one of the hottest women in Hollywood right now, I love her and I'll tell you where the wild things are, they're nice and tightly tucked into Blake's top that's where. Let me get my wooden chair and whip and I'll head in there to tame those things. I might be a wild so do not wait up.

Shakira – i-D Magazine Picture

Jaime Pressly – Bikini Picture in Mexico

Megan Fox – Wonderland Magazine Picture

Marisa Miller – Victoria’s Secret Swimwear Catalogue Photoshoot

Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Scarlett Johansson Is White

January Jones GQ Magazine Pictures

Kim Kardashian – FHM Magazine Picture

Kate Beckinsale – Esquire Magazine Picture

Bar Refaeli Sizzling In Bikini Pictures

Natasha Henstridge Bikini Pictures

Here is Natasha Henstridge in a bikini at the Boost Mobile Barbecue. It's kind of nice to see that even after having kids her body is still not bad. Sure, her legs are a little thicker than back when she was in the movie Species but that would not stop me from letting her stick her tongue down my throat. Now if you do not know what I'm talking here's a little clip to refresh your memory. Enjoy.

Lucy Pinder Got a Big Stuffs

Marisa Miller Pics

Anna Nicole Picture Moment

Adriana Lima In Fashion Show Picture

Eva Mendes Picture

Shay Laren Bikini Picture

Salma Hayak Phot Shoot

Estella Warren Photo Shoot

Britney Spears in Green Dress

Olivia Wilde Digital Phot Shoot

What's to say about Olivia Wilde that's not been said a million times before? Not a lot, right?

She's smokin 'hot and that's all that matters. So let's just get to the gallery.

Here's 100 photos of gorgeous Olivia from the past ten years or so posing on the red carpet, magazine photoshoots, official promo pics and various other photocalls.

Vicki Coco Lloyd Play Boy Model

22 year old Vicki Lloyd is a former Coco lapdance and glamor model who has stepped into the public eye over the past couple of months as she tries to take her career in a new direction - as a pop star.

The February 2008 Playboy UK Cyber Girl video below, is a member of the band Kandy Rain who are contestants on the X Factor and if the tip off I received is correct, Coco and her bandmates will be in the Final 12.

Oh yeah, there's also a naughty video doing the rounds of her stripping off in the shower but you'll need to Google that one. The furthest I'm willing to go here is photo # 3.

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Irina Sheik Bikini Picture Photo Shoot