Josie Maran Is A Hot Mess Part II

It seems as if every time Josie Maran goes out to an event she never does her hair or puts any effort in what she wears. Who the hell does she thinks she is? Just because she’s prettier than every other woman in the room doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have to try. Right ladies? OK, I said that to make you girls feel better about yourselves. Like I said before, it’s not Josie’s fault your ugly! Blame your parents.

Megan Fox “Hottie Profiling”

Here’s Megan Fox getting stripped down at LAX airport. If you ask me, that’s a bad idea, not to mention a major security risk! I mean, put a barely-dressed Megan Fox on an airplane and just watch the havoc that ensues. Although, don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely supporting this new “hottie profiling”.

Shannon Elizabeth Is Dancing Goodness!

When I heard Shannon Elizabeth was going to be on Dancing With The Stars I was damn happy! It’s about time she gets some attention from something other than playing poker and being topless in American Pie. Also, it will mark the first time I’ve watch the show since Stacy Keibler was on it. So to all you die hard Dancing With The Stars fans, you better not vote her off or I’ll kick your ass. Don’t ruin my potentially weekly Shannon Elizabeth posts!

Mariah Carey Topless Pictures Are A Disappointment

I don’t know if this is for some kind of photo shoot or what, but Mariah Carey is going to have to get completely naked to compete with the youngsters in Hollywood in order to revive her career. I mean don’t get me wrong, everyone would still love to see a middle-aged and topless Mariah, but the bar has been raised, and strategically covering herself isn’t going to work. In fact, it’s doing the opposite - it’s pissing me off! So from this moment on Mariah Carey is on temporary Hollywod Tuna probation until further notice.

Megan Fox, Fergie & Donatella Versace! Would You?

Let’s pretend for the sake of this post that the scary woman is not in the picture. No, not Fergie, the other one. Alright, since this is a lesbian fantasy post don’t for one second try to tell me you wouldn’t bite the bullet and partake in a little Megan Fox, Fergie, and Donatella Versace ménage à quatre. C’mon, that’s Megan Fox fellas! You’d be nuts to pass up an opportunity like that, right? Alright, I was just testing you. If you considered it for even one second, you need help! That’s just sick!

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pictures

One of the hottest nobody’s around, Gemma Atkinson, decided to stuff her massive breasts into what looks like an ’80s retro bikini and hit the beach with her English footballer boyfriend Marcus Bent. All these busty British babes seem to be dating one. If I had known soccer players got so much tail, I would have worked a little more on my ball skills, it turns out that investing all my time in stamp collecting really doesn’t impress the ladies….

Christina Aguilera’s Gives Ellen Something To Look At

Christina Aguilera was showing off her huge mommy funbags on the Ellen show the other day, and I don’t know if you guys will notice, but Ellen had a really hard time standing up afterwards. I don’t blame him though; I had the same problem after watching this clip too. So check it out. You don’t want to miss it.

Abigail Clancy See Through Pictures

Here’s super hot Abigail Clancy at the Brit Awards in a sexy see-through dress wearing a pair of little tiger print panties. It’s enough to make me want to crawl up into her tiger’s den and test out its bite! I hope she goes a little easier on me than that stingray went on poor Steve Irwin - you always have to be careful when you’re in an animal’s natural habitat… Too soon?

Salma Hayek ’s Got Cleavage!!!

Salma Hayek’s cleavage was out in full force at the Global Green USA’s 5th Pre-Oscar Party. As you guys know, Salma recently had a kid and we all know that means: Milk! Sure, they’re not as big as Christina Aguilera’s breasts, but one thing is for sure, they’re also not mixed with saline or whatever junk they put inside. Anyway, Salma and her feeders are looking good. It’s enough to make me forget about my lactose intolerance.

Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon: Alien Lesbian Fantasy

Here’s an unlikely lesbian fantasy: Christina Ricci and Reese Witherspoon. I’ve never written a post on either of them, but seeing them together is like some kind of weird science experiment; they both have the same shaped head. They’re like aliens from another planet, and I just want to probe them a little longer.

Josie Maran Is A Hot Mess Part II

It seems as if every time Josie Maran goes out to an event she never does her hair or puts any effort in what she wears. Who the hell does she thinks she is? Just because she’s prettier than every other woman in the room doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have to try. Right ladies? OK, I said that to make you girls feel better about yourselves. Like I said before, it’s not Josie’s fault your ugly! Blame your parents.

Cheryl Tweedy Still A Cole?

Yesterday, I put up some pictures of Cheryl Tweedy and her band mates in bikinis but the quality was pretty crappy, so you couldn’t see just how smokin’ hot she really is. So, for further clarification, here are some candids of Cheryl. On another note, I’ve been getting emails letting me know that she changed her name to Cheryl Cole because she’s married. Well, folks I don’t see a wedding ring on her finger, so Cheryl Tweedy it is and Cheryl Tweedy it will be until it’s Cheryl Tuna. Got it?

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman Together Again!

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman were at another ‘The Other Boleyn Girl‘ premiere. I don’t understand how a movie can have so many premieres, I thought the whole concept of a premiere meant that it’s pretty much a one time deal. But by the time this movie actually hits theaters, it seems like everyone will have already seen the damn thing at one of the premieres - except you, but that’s because you weren’t invited. Nobody likes you.

Lindsay Lohan & Maria Kanellis Would Make The Ultimate Lesbian Wrestling Match Fantasy

This is kind of odd: Lindsay Lohan at a WWE Monday Night Raw Event? Who knew Lindsay was such a wrestling fan? Maybe now that her career as an actress is going down the tubes, she’s considering squeezing her tight body into some leather pants and getting into the ring for some hot steamy lesbian wrestling action with the very sexy Maria Kanellis. Now that would give the UFC a run for their money.

Olivia Munn Is Cleavage Girl Of The Week

Here’s Attack of The Show’s Olivia Munn showing some serious cleavage at the Semi-Pro premiere. Speaking of serious cleavage, our very own Sandee Westgate was named one of the Top Ten Women of the Web last week by AOTS. So it would only be fair that I return the praise and make Olivia Hollywood Tuna’s Cleavage Girl of the Week! Congrats!

Lindsay Lohan Nude In New York Magazine Part 2

Here are some more Lindsay Lohan nude photos from New York Magazine. I know seeing Lindsay Lohan’s breasts doesn’t have the same effect it did on Monday, but hey, it’s still Lindsay Lohan’s breasts, and that’s good any day of the week. Even if it is the same photoshoot. God bless them!

Stacy Keibler Strips -N- Shines!

Here’s a not so funny clip from Funny Or Die of Stacy Keibler spoofing an informercial selling a leg hair removal product Strip-N- Shine. Fortunately, the only good thing about this video is getting the opportunity to check out Stacy’s long legs. Next time though, if they decide to make a video with Stacy Keibler make sure she just strips. Leave the shining to us.

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Picture

I know some of you perverts appreciate a good panty shot once in a while, so today’s are brought to you by British nobody Danielle Lloyd. I know this isn’t the most exciting celebrity upskirt pic because well, Danielle isn’t really a celebrity. So basically, I’m just posting some random cute girl’s upskirt picture, since the majority of you guys don’t have a clue who the hell she is. Enjoy.

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini Pictures From Men’s Fitness

Here are some Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures in the latest Men’s Fitness Magazine. I don’t know what she’s doing in it considering she looks nothing like a dude, but if she was I’d think I’d be switching teams real fast! I guess that kinda makes me gay. Oh well, so are you for reading this post instead of looking at the pictures.

Paris Hilton Is A Pussycat Doll

Paris Hilton was in her element this past weekend, skanking it up and performing with the Pussycat Dolls for her birthday. You know, as much as I dislike Paris, I can always appreciate a skinny blond in slutty lingerie. The two go together like t%ts and ass. Luckily for me, Paris doesn’t have t%ts, because if she did I’d probably fall in love with her and then be forced to kill myself.

Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

Once again, here’s Eva Longoria in a bikini. I have a tough time doing Eva posts because frankly she does nothing for me but I know some of you guys like girls with 13-year-old bodies with no shape or form, so I’m posting them. Have fun, sickos!

Laetitia Casta Bikini Pictures

I remember back in the day, Laetitia Casta was one of the biggest supermodels out there but then she disappeared into obscurity. Well, here she is in the Bahamas and maybe it would have been best that she stay in hiding because Laetitia is out of shape! I mean her body isn’t all that bad… for a regular girl, but a supermodel? Anyway, no reason to cancel your Victoria’s Secret catalogue subscription just yet! A couple laps across the ocean and Laetitia will be back in full form in no time.

Lindsay Lohan Nude And Topless For New York Magazine

I couldn’t believe it when I first saw it but here is Lindsay Lohan naked and topless for New York Magazine posing as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” photoshoot. You know, I’ve been waiting for this day for a very, very long time and I thought I’d know what to write but I got nothing! Lindsay’s boobs are too distracting! That said, enjoy one of the most amazing posts ever.

Cheryl Tweedy Bikini Pictures

Here’s Cheryl Tweedy and the rest of her band mates from the group Girls Aloud. I’m pretty sure most of you don’t know who they are, but don’t worry, I’ve never heard one of their songs either. That said, Cheryl is absolutely smoking hot and definitely worthy of a post (among other things). So for all you kids across the pond, I’m sure seeing all the members of Girls Aloud in bikinis must be a big moment. So enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan Naked Wasn’t A Dream!

You know, now that we saw Lindsay Lohan topless and nude in New York Magazine, it’s only fitting that I post these pictures of her showing off her cleavage at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italian Film Festival. I still can’t believe Lindsay posed naked! It hasn’t sunk in yet, but she did and I’m forever grateful. So from here on out, there won’t be any more Lindsay Lohan bashing on this site. She’s earned it!

Britney Spears Keeps Flashing!

You know ever since Britney Spears family intervened in her life I thought she would be on her way to a mental recovery but nope she’s worse! She needs to get her ass far away from them because it’s not working and these pictures of her flashing her coochie are proof. At least that’s my professional opinion. But you know, maybe Britney’s actually completely sane, and we’re the one’s that are crazy. Ever think of that?

Jessica Alba Latina Magazine Pictures

Jessica Alba is in the latest Latina Magazine recreating horror scenes, but the real horror is that she’s having a baby and us guys will no longer be able to enjoy Jessica’s sweet ass for a very long time. Anyway, I would have preferred she recreate Marilyn Monroe’s “The Last Sitting” photoshoot like Lindsay Lohan did, or better yet, Jenna Jameson’s first Hustler photo shoot, but considering both of them aren’t Latina that would never happen. Wait a sec! Since when do these horror movies have anything to do with being Latina?

Alyssa Milano Isn’t Nude But Has Been In The Past

I know I’m a day late with these Alyssa Milano pictures considerng the NBA All-star game was over the weekend (blame it on yesterday’s Lindsay Lohan madness), but I love Alyssa Milano. Long before Lindsay was getting naked, Alyssa was doing it at the drop of a dime! That said, I think it’s about time Alyssa shows these young girls how it’s really done!

Hilary Duff Is Better Than A Hat-trick

Here’s Hilary Duff all dolled up and out on a date with her boyfriend Mike Comrie of the New York Islanders. I’d say something negative about Mike because I don’t like other men stealing my women (yes, I truly believe I have a chance with Hilary, or any other hot celebrity, for that matter), but he’s a pretty good hockey player and I like having all my teeth. So Mike, congrats on scoring and overachieving with Hilary, but your New York Islanders on the other hand… now that’s pathetic!

Avril Lavigne Maxim Magazine Pictures

Avril Lavigne is the newest Maxim cover girl and I have to say, her rack looks damn delicious. The girl should seriously show them off more often instead of opening up that potty mouth of hers, because let’s be honest… us men only like girls that put things in their mouths, not what comes out of them. Anyways, check out more at Maxim.com.

Scarlett Johansson And Natalie Portman Are Boring

You know, I was actually looking forward to seeing Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman’s new film The Other Boleyn Girl, but when I saw the trailer and noticed it was a period piece I was kind of turned off, even with all the sex scenes I’ve been hearing about. And now, after seeing them together at the Berlin Film Festival dressed in most unrevealing outfits ever confirms that there’s no chance of me watching this movie! I mean you have two of the prettiest girls in Hollywood, and yet they’re out promoting a sexually-driven movie looking like old grandmas. Shame on them!

Meagan Good’s Breasts Good? They’re Great!

Here’s Meagan Good looking pretty good at the NAACP Awards. Now if I was lame that would be my joke but since I wasn’t breastfed as a child, I don’t even care about jokes. I’m too distracted my Meagan’s big boobs and all boobs for that matter. Damn you Mom if only you gave me a little boob, I’d be able to have normal hobbies and a normal job and even a normal sized breasted girlfriend, but instead I am this breast monster that you created.

Vikki Blows Me Away!!!

Here’s who I believe is going to be the next biggest British glamour model - so move over Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell, because Vikki Blows is going to blow you guys away (and hopefully me too). It’s not often that a girl pushes my buttons like Vikki, but she reminds me of a younger and much kinkier Rose McGowan (if that’s possible), minus the Marilyn Manson baggage. So Vikki, before this new-found exposure and attention goes to your head, email me. I want to make you famous before you blow somebody else instead.

carlett Johansson’s Cleavage Redeems Herself, Natalie On The Other Hand…

Well, I know I blasted Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman earlier today for dressing like two old grandmas, but Scarlett brought out the big guns to The Other Boleyn Girl premiere and redeemed herself. Natalie, on the other hand, still has some work to do. Surgical work that is. Yes, she’s flat and I know it’s not politically correct to talk to about a girl’s shortcomings, but if she’s not going to make an effort to show off what she does have - that being her ass - then just stay home!

Sandee Westgate: The Hottest Film Critic… EVER Does We Own The Night

Last week, Sandee Westgate’s Across The Universe DVD review was a huge hit on YouTube with over 650,000 views, which is awesome. I didn’t know the movie had such a cult following. This week, Sandee reviews We Own The Night starring Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg and the hottest girl in rehab, Eva Mendes. To find out if Sandee gave it a passing grade, click here.

Elisha Cuthbert’s Got Cleavage!!!

Oh my! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Elisha Cuthbert show so much cleavage before. It almost takes the focus off her bad sense of style and hairdo. Now I know there’s some serious push up bra action going on, but I still can’t help myself from wanting to use them as little pillows for one of my naps.

Amy Smart Nipple Slip

I know Amy Smart is famous for something, but to be honest with you I’m not exactly sure what. Sure she’s been in a few flicks that I’ve never seen, but it isn’t about what you’ve done in the past, it’s what you’re doing in the present. That said, Amy is showing off her nipples these days, and in my book that’s something to be noted and appreciated.

Alyssa Milano Is A Relationship Lifesaver!

Alyssa Milano has made Christmas, birthdays, and Valentine’s day shopping a hell of a lot easier for us sports lovers. Before she came along, we’d get in trouble whenever our wife or girlfriend opened her gift and found season tickets. Now though, we can throw in a fashionable shirt with our favorite team logo on it and pretend we just want to spend quality time with her so she can’t get mad. Alyssa is saving marriages everywhere, allowing us to be selfish bastards but making our significant others think we’re considerate - and she looks pretty f%#king hot while doing it. She’s the kind of girl who understand guys, maybe it’s cuz she’s as hairy as one.

Jordan Nipple Slip Picture

Here is the first peek at Jordan aka Katie Prices’s post-surgery nipple at her latest book signing. After looking at her I’m surprised she even knows how to read, but yet it seems like she has a new book out every month. Where does she find the time to get any work done between all those boob jobs?

Lindsay Lohan’s Got Cleavage!

Love her or hate her, there’s one thing we all can agree on: Lindsay Lohan has great breasts that deserve our full attention. And thanks to her change of image, she’s doing just that. No more leggings from here on out folks; it’s just non-stop boob action. I hope.

Countdown To Marrying Rachel Bilson

It seems like everyday is a Rachel Bilson day, so we might as well start the countdown to me marrying her… ass. I figure the more posts I do on her, the more chances I have of landing in her inbox - and I’m not talking about her email. Let’s face it, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and my words are like poetry; eventually they’ll melt Rachel Bilson’s heart. Anyway, here she is at the Jumper premiere in the dress she’ll be wearing at our wedding (only in white).

Marisa Miller Looks Forward To A Beating?!!!

f you’re wondering how Marisa Miller, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl, keeps her body in top model shape, it’s not yoga like every other lame celebrity, but boxing! Here’s a little clip of Marisa in training and I’ve got to say, the girl looks like she can kick some serious ass, and as she says, she even looks forward to the beating! Now that’s a girl who knows a little about foreplay.

Marisa Miller, Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk, Anna V And Tori Praver Not In Their Swimsuits!

Here’s Marisa Miller, Bar Refaeli, Irina Shayk, Anna V, Tori Praver at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue unveiling. It’s always nice to do posts on hot models, but when they’re out promoting swimsuits, don’t you think they should also be wearing one? Oh well, at least we got their magazine photos here, here and here. And I guess we shouldn’t be too hard on them. Being models and all, you know they aren’t the sharpest tools in the shed.

Elisha Cuthbert’s Got Cleavage!!!

Oh my! I don’t think I’ve ever seen Elisha Cuthbert show so much cleavage before. It almost takes the focus off her bad sense of style and hairdo. Now I know there’s some serious push up bra action going on, but I still can’t help myself from wanting to use them as little pillows for one of my naps.

Just In! Rachel Bilson Works A Pen!

Here are some pictures of Rachel Bilson signing autographs outside ABC studios. I know there’s really nothing sexy or interesting about these photos, but seeing her handle a pen gives me impure thoughts. Not because pens make me think dirty things (except for that one time I had a pen with boobs on it), but because Rachel Bilson does.

Fergie Lingerie Pictures

Here’s Fergie as Peach John’s lingerie model. Now if you never heard of Peach John, don’t worry, neither have I. But I’m guessing it’s some Japanese company, because I’ve seen those Japanese game shows, and casting Fergie as a model has to be some kind of prank that ends with 4 naked women getting attacked by a pig while a group of guys throw toilet paper at them and Fergie plays the pig. That’s the only way these pictures would make sense. Having said that, she looks pretty hot, you know, considering it’s Fergie and all.

Marisa Miller’s Topless Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover

Well, it was only a matter of time before Marisa Miller made the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit issue. I‘ve been calling her the hottest model since day one of this site, and I’d like to take a little credit for Marisa’s success. Now I can’t take all the credit because, hey it’s not me posing topless for the magazine (but I should be), but I know all these magazines look at my site daily to see who’s hot and who’s not. Anyway, congrats to Marisa, and after viewing these pics, I think she should do back-to-back covers next year.

eidi Klum Does Will Ferrell In The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

Here’s Heidi Klum and Will Ferrell having a little fun for the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I have to say, Heidi always impresses me. Not only is she a fun model who doesn’t take herself too seriously, the girl doesn’t age one bit! Unfortunately, they stuck her with the very untalented Will Ferrell. Yes, I know many of you love him, but let’s be honest, the dude just makes the same movie over and over again, with different sports. Anyway, who really cares about him when you got Heidi in a swimsuit, right?

carlett Johansson & Natalie Portman: An Awesome Lesbian Fantasy

Here’s a little lesbian fantasy for you guys: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman on the cover of W Magazine. It’s been a while since these two have been in the spotlight, so to see them together (and especially Scarlett’s cleavage) is quite refreshing. Anyway, you’ll be able to see even more of them co-starring in the new film The Other Boleyn Girl, where they play two hot sisters trying to beat each other to become Queen by throwing themselves at the King. Now that’s a movie I’d pay to see!

Bar Refaeli’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Pictures

Alright, there are tons of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue pictures out there, and I will be posting them throughout the week. Here’s the super hot Bar Rafaeli. I have feeling after viewing these photos that next year she’ll get the cover. It’s just a hunch, but those boobs make a great case! Enjoy.