Alyssa Milano has made Christmas, birthdays, and Valentine’s day shopping a hell of a lot easier for us sports lovers. Before she came along, we’d get in trouble whenever our wife or girlfriend opened her gift and found season tickets. Now though, we can throw in a fashionable shirt with our favorite team logo on it and pretend we just want to spend quality time with her so she can’t get mad. Alyssa is saving marriages everywhere, allowing us to be selfish bastards but making our significant others think we’re considerate - and she looks pretty f%#king hot while doing it. She’s the kind of girl who understand guys, maybe it’s cuz she’s as hairy as one.
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