Friday, January 11, 2008

Porn Stars Here I Come!!!


Well fellas, I’m heading off to Las Vegas this weekend because I was invited to - get this - the AVN Awards. For those of you who don’t know, the AVN Awards are pretty much the Oscars of porn. Honestly, I have no reason to be there considering Hollywood Tuna focuses mainly on celebrities, but since this is the first thing I’ve ever been invited to, I’m going. Besides, the odds of me having sex with a porn star there are much greater than the odds of me having sex with a porn star while sitting at home in my mom’s basement. So wish me luck. And don’t worry, Rick from TunaFlix will be helping out here to keep the site updated, and I’ll be posting pictures as they come (pun intended) of hot no-name porn ho’s from the event.

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